Tuesday, February 2, 2010

ShayStuff...is back! :)

Good day ladies and gentlemen, and not-so-gentle-men. People always forget to include those guys. Well well. I have ignored my blog long enough. Today, after finishing a lesson in science, my ears were well perked, and I heard a verrrry perculiar sound. And its name was my journal! Well my journal, it appears, has been hibernating, and woke up early. So here I am with my journal, that STILL has un-posted posts. Dreadful-I know. You, my dear readers, are going to have to go aaaaaaall the way to the last post that was posted, all those many months ago, so you can keep up with what I am about to post. You see, what I'm writing this very moment Isn't the main post, it's the post-post. Understand? So, pause here, and if you will, go back to the post before this post, so as to not get confuddled when I begin reffering to that post in this post. So when I begin this post by saying, ''So that last page made alot of sense huh?,'' you shall know by the nonsense on the previous post, that I am talking about it. Alrighty. Here I go.
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So that last page made alot of sense huh. But it's okay, cause not everthing makes sense, and if you think it should, I have no idea why you're still reading this, after all the non-sensical items written previously. OH. I might add that I am now in the US of A :) Why yesss the airplane ride was good.. as far as you know hah 0_0 . I slept for maybe..3 hours like right when I got in the plane. And then after I woke up, I figured out what not eating breakfast and sleeping through lunch can do.


Well you see, this is how it all went from the moment of awakening. I had the privelage of sitting in the very first row of the plane, right hand side beside the window, and also beside two middle-aged ladies, one with orange-red hair, and the one beside me had purple-red hair. Nothing unusual about this right? Perfectly normal passengers I assure you. SO. I woke up..and I didn't feel so fantastic hah. I hadn't eaten, and so I started eating a small bag of trail-mix that was convieniently placed inside my backpack. ...Then I really felt like I was going to throw up. That has nothing to do with what I think of trail-mix by the way. So I got up to find the RR, feeling shaky. Of course there are curtains seperating the seats and the rest-room part of the plane. I stumbled behind the curtains, then, I turned around.

Turning around while having dizzy-moments is not a very smart thing to do, But you probably will understand that my brain wheels weren't exactly grinding, they were more like.. flopping lame little summersaults and oozing all over the place in landing. So understanding that, you might understand when I tell you that in all the exciting hubbub of turning around, and having my brain failing at attempting gymnastics, I became very groggy, and the floor became very close. AKA, fainting. on the floor. in the space beside the restrooms where food and drinks are kept. I remember my eyes being open..and feeling sooo tired, even after a 3 hour nap... and I remember shutting my eyes... and I remember a Malaysian stewerdess walking around the curtain, ...and ruining it all. :(

The Malaysian people helped me up, Although I was so comforatable. But I forgave them for distrupting my peace, because they gave me a sandwich, orange juice, and hot chocolate:)
So, I went back to my seat, feeling quite akward, because very few people fall onto the floor in a faint without the company of a big boom, and I was not one of those very few people. Luckily I sat in the front of the plane, and didn't have to walk past abunch of people. Unluckily for me, the people I DID sit by, were very nosy.


As i took my seat, I became very aware that the two color-happy ladies were peering at me. ''Peering is rude,'' I almost said. But I didn't. Then, the lady beside me turned towards me, and asked me if I was okay. ''Yeah,'' I said. Then, the questions came. ''SO, why do you think you fainted? O_o <---- (peering face) ... Me: ''Probably cause I didn't eat anything today.'' Her: ''OH? What did you do last night? Were you at a PARTY??'' Me, trying to get in a word, n-no... Her, obviously paying no attention to my answer: ''DID you have too much to DRINK??'' My thoughts: '' Lady, YOUR the one with the purple hair.''
Me: ''no, the reason I fainted was cause I slept through lunch.'' She seemed satisfied with that answer, and no longer hampered me about parties, and I didn't try to press a who drank what arguement.


this post is by me, and I'm not sorry if it in any way offended you, or caused you alarm, because this is how i write, and i enjoyed writing every bit of it:)
-shay-

4 comments:

The J's said...

Good job! :)
and DID you tell me you fainted on the plane??? Good grief girl!

Relyssa :) said...

she told me :) anyway, shay, the post before the post is a PREpost not a POST POST. a POST POST is a post after a post :) ANYWAYY. loveed it :) brightened my day. gave me a ray of sunshine..nn..things.eh..ya.

Shayla said...

lol remember i told you guys when we were at Perkins? of course that was like months after i got back lol ^_^

Anonymous said...

haha OH shay... the bond between us is ever growing... though you may not know it. muahahaha!
<3