Ohh myyy

Ladies and Gents, we have a serious problem on our hands.

...i dont mean that litterally in case you are curiously inspecting your hands..

I am talking about..something that the whooole world is going through. Two words.

Global. Warming.

Its everywhere!!!

The evidence sits apon our rooftops, watching, waiting to fall apon innocent passerbys:

You can tell we have a large case of global warming here. It falls onto our tables and covers everything:

Tea parties are absalutely un-heard of, without Global Warming inviting itself:

It creeps up on little tinkly things and freezes them:

THEN it just plops itself down on our steps!!! the nerve i tell you! and im sure it plans to stay awhile:

The lives of children all over the world are affected, and they stare in despair out at the global-warming-ness.:

They look out in desperation, not knowing how to handle this monster.:

The effects are disasterous, it causes them to run in fright, and gives them a poor taste in shoes:

They run this way and that, in their poorly tasted shoes. This
Global warming is oft causing confusion:

Besides melting the polar bears homes, and causing major heating spells as you see in the above pictures, this layer of global warming has come on so thick, that it causes the children to fall over when running in fright, as you also have seen in the above pictures:

the horror!!!

Well I'm sorry if this put you in an emotional state of mind, and I Do hope that unlike the polar bears, your houses ARENT melting. I realize no-one is sure what to do, and what kind of action should be taken to help prevent this global warming, but I ASSURE you, that action shall be taken!!!!!

-a few days later-:

-shayla stands out in the midst of the global warming, wand in hand, ready to take it on-

person 1: (shouts) ''you dont have to do this deary! we can just pour giant ice-cubes all over the earth and hope for the best!''

shay: (dramatically) ''no! i have to do this! for our town..for our country...FOR EARTH!!''

person 2: ''i hope your equipped with sun-screen, it must feel like a desert out there.''

shay: (like the brave girl she is) ''im as ready as i'll ever be, stand back!!!''

this post is by shay (me)

dont try this at home folks,

coome onn;) you cant say you werent expecting this can you?