Schoolwork :P

Hello everyone :)
Its been awhile since I've been one here.. I'm practically a stranger. So I've been working really very hard on schoolwork these days, and right now I'm having to write all kinds of paragraphs for English. For most of them, the subject is assigned. I decided, that since my paragraphs aren't usually strict and monotonous, and dull, that I'd share some of them with you. Even though it's school, and even though I haven't the slightest clue who my four teachers are that wrote my lessons, (I do online school) I really can't ever hold back when I get a spark of amusement in me... Which is often in my lessons, or else school would always be incredibly boring. So this is one of my paragraph things, and the topic assigned was, ''Describe virtual learning to one of your friends.'' Which is just perfect for this ;) No this will not be an amazing piece of writing, I usually hurry through:P But I hope some of it will at least be entertaining, which is what I aim for.

Here I go.

Imagine: You wake up in the morning, wait until you are fully vigilant, and then you proceed to hit the power button on your computer. With that single movement of an index finger, you are at school. Inconceivable! You’re probably thinking right now. How could that be possible? There you are, lounging in an incredibly comfortable armchair, in you’re most ridiculous pajamas, eating your breakfast. What could be more insane? The fact that you are really, truly at school!

Even though some of your mothers might not let you wear you most ridiculous pajamas while doing schoolwork, Virtual learning is an excellent way to learn. There are millions of children on this earth, and not all of them learn the same way. Some excel faster than others, some kids learn better with hands on, and there are countless other differences between all of us. Virtual Learning can be for kids and teenagers alike, who want to study at their own pace, or are having troubles in a public school setting, or maybe they just simply fancy “going” to school in their pajamas. In a lot of ways, virtual learning is like regular learning. You can choose from classes that you would find in a public school too. Just think… no getting into dilemmas with your teachers or classmates, and even if on the off chance you do, they wont be able to pummel you. That was definitely an exaggeration. Neither parties are allowed to do that in the first place. Seriously though, the worst thing that could happen is your computer device involuntarily shutting down. And that, my dear friends, is a problem easily solved. The solution is called your power button. See, you wouldn’t have the kinds of problems that arise at public school. There are no bullies, no meany-head teachers, and no one can see you if you pick your nose. That and more, describes just how wonderful virtual learning is.